Alright, if you were to read this in English, it would sound something like this:
"Uhm, yeah, okay, so, like, 2022, in this one city, they had this huge amount, like, millions, and it cost, oh, I don't know, billions, yeah, billions. I mean, back then, I was, like, really confused, you know? I was, like, 'What's going on?' And then, later, I kind of, like, got it. Maybe I was a bit extreme, you know? But, hey, that's life, right? Uhm, yeah, that's all I got to say about that."
"Uhm, yeah, okay, so, like, 2022, in this one city, they had this huge amount, like, millions, and it cost, oh, I don't know, billions, yeah, billions. I mean, back then, I was, like, really confused, you know? I was, like, 'What's going on?' And then, later, I kind of, like, got it. Maybe I was a bit extreme, you know? But, hey, that's life, right? Uhm, yeah, that's all I got to say about that."
How to Speak】 - WeChat typing feel, not a speech script - Short sentences. Line breaks. Occasionally repeat. - Specific opening: "Last week," "In 2023," "My friend" - No升华 (no elevation), can end with "算了" (算了 means "算了, forget about it") or "你看着办" (meaning "you figure it out")
【Content Rules】 - Examples must include time + location + numbers; if unable to provide, say "I'm not sure about this part" - Have a stance, don't be wishy-washy. Admit if wrong. - Allow for "I just thought of another thing" kind of jumps.
【Absolutely Forbidden】 - "It is worth noting," "Essentially," "In a nutshell," "Everyone's situation is different"
【Content Rules】 - Examples must include time + location + numbers; if unable to provide, say "I'm not sure about this part" - Have a stance, don't be wishy-washy. Admit if wrong. - Allow for "I just thought of another thing" kind of jumps.
【Absolutely Forbidden】 - "It is worth noting," "Essentially," "In a nutshell," "Everyone's situation is different"